spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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medyomabaet:

I’m yours, I always am.

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drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

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justanotherbookjunkie:

So I have a friend who read the last page of The Fault in Our Stars before she actually started the book and she thought they were getting married because Hazel said ‘I do, Augustus.’ So she went through the ENTIRE BOOK THINKING THEY WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

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kewlboxx:

Kanina habang nagprapraktis kami, may mga magaganda at pangit na bagay ang nangyari, at dahil dun nakabuo ako ng labing-isang uri ng groupmates.
  1. Leader- Sila yung laging gumagawa ng settings, time, at plan ng group. Sila yung laging may idea. Sila yung laging nasusunod kasi sila yung in-assign ng teacher.
  2. Idea Giver- sila yung mga artistic, laging may idea at plan. Sila yung laging kasama ng leader kasi lagi mutual ang iniisip nila, at pareho sila nang layunin na magkaroon ng maayos at magandang outcome. Sila yung taong lagi pinag-aagawan.
  3. Followers- Sila yung tipo ng groupmates na sunod ng sunod lang. Kahit anong sabihin ng leader okay lang, kasi minsan ayaw niya nang kumontra kasi baka magkagulo lang, o kaya naman sumusunod na lang sila kasi yun na lang ang matutulong nila.
  4. Quiet- sila yung laging present pero absent ang presence, sila yung mga nasa gilid lang at may ibang mundo. Sila yung tatanungin mo kung anong sinabi mo dahil hindi sila nakikinig. Medyo related sila sa mga Followers, dahil sinusunod lang nila yung mga sinasabi ng Leader.
  5. Late Comers- Sila yung huling dumadating, sila yung may magagandang idea kaso hindi nasusunod kasi hindi sila yung leader saka wala silang karapatan kasi nagawa na yung plano at mahirap magsimula ulit. Sila yung mga taong nasasabihan ng “Dapat kanina ka pa nandito para kanina mo pa nasabi”.
  6. Nuisance- in tagalog “asungot”, sila yung panggulo lang, sila yung mga maiingay at laging hindi sumusunod. Sila yung mga pasaway.
  7. Joker- medyo konektado sila sa mga Nuisance, pero in a funny way, sila yung mga gumagawa ng segway para magpatawa. Sila yung dahilan kung bakit entertaining, hindi boring at ang sarap panuorin ng presentation.
  8. Antagonists- ang kontrabida, sila yung laging may reklamo at against sa leader, may iba silang idea kaya ganun, o kaya naman hindi nila gusto ang idea. Ganun pa man, sila yung nakakatulong para maiayos yung presentation kasi sila ang nakakapansin ng mali at hindi magagandang bagay.
  9. Explorer- sila yung after gumala ayaw pa umuwi at gusto muna magbahay-bahay. Sila yung tumatakas sa mga gawaing bahay o kaya naman walang magawa sa bahay. 
  10. Always absent - 
    • Mga may strict na parents at laging hindi pinapayagan, dahil baka gumala lang daw ito, o kaya naman masyadong secure ang parents na baka hindi safe ang lugar na pupuntahan nito.
    • Mga tinatamad, sila yung mas gusto pang magDotA/computer kaysa pumunta sa practice, sila yung laging walang alam at walang interes sa presentation. Sila yung laging hindi alam ang partisipasyon at nag-aabsent na lang sa araw ng presentasyon.
    • Mga busy o kaya naman may excuse letter, yung mga hindi makakapunta kasi may work, may review, may pupuntahan, at iba pa. Sila yung mga text ng text ng “Sorry hindi ako makakapunta, babawi na lang ako sa susunod”. Absent man sila, nagpapakita pa rin naman sila ng interes at may natutulong parin sila sa group presentation dahil alam nila yung gagawin nila with the help of text and internet, at maaga silang pumapasok o pumunta sa araw ng presentation para paghandaan ang part nila.
  11. Rich kid- sila yung mga kaklase mong sagot ang bahay ng pagprapraktisan at ang meryanda niyo. Sila yung may mga WiFi sa bahay, at may gadget pangresearch at selfie. Sila laging sagot o nagaabuna sa mga group expenses. 
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supernaatural:

REBLOG THIS FOR YOU PROTECTION!

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

RAISE AWARENESS! DEFEND A SCARER!

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busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

WOULD SELL MY SOULD TO THE DEVIL TO LEARN THESE HARRY POTTER SHIT WITCHCRAFT XD

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